My best friend and I ate chinese food last night. And my fortune cookie said:
An investment made will reap benefits beyond your dreams.
Okay, clearly the makers of said cookie have no idea how wild my dreams can get. Really. So, I have made a list of the investments I will make for said cookie:
1. $1 for a lottery ticket (hey it's sitting at $171 million right now... talk about a huge return)
That's as far as the list got. I couldn't think of anything to top it. Can you?